Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept their tag line....eg: TESCO condoms-Every little helps. NIKE condoms-Just do it. PEUGEOT condoms-The ride of your life. KFC condoms-Finger licking good. EVER READY condoms-Keep going and going and going. PRINGLES condoms-Once you pop you cant stop. BURGER KING condoms-Home of the whopper. ANDREX condoms-Soft strong and very long POLO condoms-The one with the hole....OOPS!!!!